Does anything make you more angry than this picture?
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Does anything make you more angry than this picture?
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Meanwhile at Jets camp… Sick Revis pick pic.
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Alright folks, in an effort to make today’s clash of the two teams we dislike the most a little more entertaining we’ve put together the official Colts-Jets drinking game.
Please feel free to add your own in the comments section.
I’m not really sure how I’d choose to have the game unfold. Personally I’d rather see the Pats have the chance to defeat the Ravens to make up for last year. But I do always enjoy a good Jets ass whooping. So I’m torn.
Let’s just hope for a lot of bad football.
And now, crack open many cold ones as we present…
Jets – Colts Drinking Game
Official Rules
If any of the below items is seen or heard there are consequences. Sometimes you drink. Sometimes you don’t.
Any kind of Patriots reference or footage: All non-Pats fans drink 2x, while Pats fans chant “45 to 3” or “That’s James Sanders” depending on which team, Jets or Colts, is being referenced to.
See a shot of Antonio Cromartie’s eight 3-year olds in the stands: Stop drinking, turn off TV, and go thank your dad for not being Antonio Cromartie.
Mark Sanchez makes a pouty sad face: Tequila shot, must toast “To the Bad Sancheesy!”
Santonio Holmes does his jerkhole first down celebration: Finish drink, then slowly hold out empty and drop it, like this:
Mark Sanchez rolls out on a bootleg, somehow someone is wide open: Waterfall!
TV cameras show Mark Sanchez’ orange helmet pads: Find something orange and tell me if it looks green or white. And drink.
Bart Scott loses his temper and takes a stupid penalty: Punch the person to your left, then make them finish your beer. If no one is to your left, or right for that matter, punch yourself. Don’t drink. Or do.
Rex Ryan sideline shot looking chubby: Shoes off everybody, and sniff some feet! If you want to drink to help with the smell please do.
Jim Caldwell sideline shot, looking like he always looks: Sit stonefaced for 2 minutes
Manningface! : Finish your drink while blasting Fitzy’s Manningface video.
The Jets show blitz: Don’t do anything, otherwise you’ll be shitfaced 10 minutes into the game.
Braylon Edwards drops a pass: Again, don’t do anything, you need to make it to half time.
A Jet does the Jet: Finish drink then pretend the empty is a crashing jet and smash it.
Dwight Freeney spin move!: Spin yourself and sip it. Finish it if he sacked Sanch.
Peyton Manning appears to call an audible at the line: Drink until said audible is finished. Good luck with that.
Announcers give Peyton a nice ball washing: Drink while they’re talking, then when they’re finished add “yeah but Tom Brady’s still better”.
Reggie Wayne catches a pass on Darrelle Bevis: Play below video of Bevis going all cornholio.
Adam Vinatieri kicks a field goal: Remind yourself he’s one of the greatest Patriots of all time and that’s why you’re dry heaving.
Pierre Garcon makes a great play: Yell “Mon Dieu”! and pop open some champagne and drink it!
Jacob Tamme catches a pass: Say Tamme like this:
See a shot of the Jets sidelines: Trip someone walking by you, then make them drink 100,000x.
Announcers praise Colts for overcoming injuries: Drink for every Patriot starter on IR, including Mike Wright.
Colts Win: social! Everyone toasts to getting a chance to shut Terrell Suggs up for good.
Jets Win: toast a drink to another week of Rex talking crap and a chance to be the one who puts the loudmouths down.
Alright folks, in an effort to make today’s clash of the two teams we dislike the most a little more entertaining we’ve put together the official Colts-Jets drinking game.
Please feel free to add your own in the comments section.
I’m not really sure how I’d choose to have the game unfold. Personally I’d rather see the Pats have the chance to defeat the Ravens to make up for last year. But I do always enjoy a good Jets ass whooping. So I’m torn.
Let’s just hope for a lot of bad football.
And now, crack open many cold ones as we present…
Jets – Colts Drinking Game
Official Rules
If any of the below items is seen or heard there are consequences. Sometimes you drink. Sometimes you don’t.
Any kind of Patriots reference or footage: All non-Pats fans drink 2x, while Pats fans chant “45 to 3” or “That’s James Sanders” depending on which team, Jets or Colts, is being referenced to.
See a shot of Antonio Cromartie’s eight 3-year olds in the stands: Stop drinking, turn off TV, and go thank your dad for not being Antonio Cromartie.
Mark Sanchez makes a pouty sad face: Tequila shot, must toast “To the Bad Sancheesy!”
Santonio Holmes does his jerkhole first down celebration: Finish drink, then slowly hold out empty and drop it, like this:
Mark Sanchez rolls out on a bootleg, somehow someone is wide open: Waterfall!
TV cameras show Mark Sanchez’ orange helmet pads: Find something orange and tell me if it looks green or white. And drink.
Bart Scott loses his temper and takes a stupid penalty: Punch the person to your left, then make them finish your beer. If no one is to your left, or right for that matter, punch yourself. Don’t drink. Or do.
Rex Ryan sideline shot looking chubby: Shoes off everybody, and sniff some feet! If you want to drink to help with the smell please do.
Jim Caldwell sideline shot, looking like he always looks: Sit stonefaced for 2 minutes
Manningface! : Finish your drink while blasting Fitzy’s Manningface video.
The Jets show blitz: Don’t do anything, otherwise you’ll be shitfaced 10 minutes into the game.
Braylon Edwards drops a pass: Again, don’t do anything, you need to make it to half time.
A Jet does the Jet: Finish drink then pretend the empty is a crashing jet and smash it.
Dwight Freeney spin move!: Spin yourself and sip it. Finish it if he sacked Sanch.
Peyton Manning appears to call an audible at the line: Drink until said audible is finished. Good luck with that.
Announcers give Peyton a nice ball washing: Drink while they’re talking, then when they’re finished add “yeah but Tom Brady’s still better”.
Reggie Wayne catches a pass on Darrelle Bevis: Play below video of Bevis going all cornholio.
Adam Vinatieri kicks a field goal: Remind yourself he’s one of the greatest Patriots of all time and that’s why you’re dry heaving.
Pierre Garcon makes a great play: Yell “Mon Dieu”! and pop open some champagne and drink it!
Jacob Tamme catches a pass: Say Tamme like this:
See a shot of the Jets sidelines: Trip someone walking by you, then make them drink 100,000x.
Announcers praise Colts for overcoming injuries: Drink for every Patriot starter on IR, including Mike Wright.
Colts Win: social! Everyone toasts to getting a chance to shut Terrell Suggs up for good.
Jets Win: toast a drink to another week of Rex talking crap and a chance to be the one who puts the loudmouths down.
I’ve been trying to find a video of the Jets’ Santonio Holmes’ little “hold the ball out then drop it” first down celebration forever. Yesterday when I saw this little installment of it I had to share. The look on the refs face is pretty much the same one on my face after every time he pulls this crap.
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