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Patriots Schwag Hunt: New Pats T-Shirt
I saw old pal Donte Stallworth wearing the Ravens version of this shirt yesterday and I thought to myself, “I must have one of those”. Then I come to find the long sleeve is $45? WTF is that? Is it made out of baby?
https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-new-pats-t-shirt-i-saw-old/
It wasn’t really too hard to realize what the 2010 piece of Patriots schwag would be. In 2009 it as clearly a Tom Brady 50th anniversary throwback.
This year it’s clearly the Wes Welker authentic home jersey. If Wes breaks 100 catches he ties Marvin Harrison for the most consecutive 100-catch seasons of all time (4). He will be brought along slowly, but should be back to 100% by the time the playoffs start.
Get yours here:
Patriots Schwag Hunt – Bruschi Throwback Jersey
It’s been a while since we’ve gone on a schwag hunt, well actually it’s been a while since we shared anything from a schwag hunt. We’re always hunting for Patriots schwag, but we don’t always share the stuff we might buy.
Today we bring you a Bruschi mid-90’s throwback jersey from Ebay for a mere $90. If I didn’t already have a similar Bledsoe jersey I might really be tempted by this one. Nothing says “old school fan” like this jersey. It’s an especially good deal considering it’s authentic as well.
Anyone wanna snag it?
https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-bruschi-throwback-jersey/
Patriots Schwag Hunt: Hoodie Journal
Alright, usually when we post on Schwag Hunt we find horrible stuff that no one would ever buy, but this time I think I found something that is genius. I mean, it’s a hoodie AND a journal!
Be the envy of every classmate or co-worker while carrying around this New England Patriots Hoodie Journal. Features team name, logo and NFL shield on front.
They’re not kidding, everyone will envy you when you’re carrying this bad boy around. Writing your secret thoughts and dreams down, while still maintaining an unhealthy obsession with Bill Belichick. Fantastic!
https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-hoodie-journal-alright/
Patriots Schwag Hunt: Mickey Mouse Pats Antenna Topper
You love Disney. You love the Pats. You also love cars. What the F are you gonna do? How can you express all these fanships in one compact way? Well here it is folks. I know football and Disney are obsessions for a lot of people, but the day I meet someone equally obsessed with both of them is the day I run for the hills.
https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-mickey-mouse-pats-antenna/
Patriots Schwag Hunt: Stop! Danger Ahead! Patriots Country
It’s pretty clear, this piece of schwag ain’t messing around. You’ve been warned fans of other teams, there’s danger ahead because it’s Patriots Country. What exactly is the danger? I’m not really sure. We’ll kick your ass? I mean I think everyone can apreciate the warning. If I’m a Patriots fan can I continue? I don’t even know if I’d want to, because clearly any fan who has this means business and could be a bit of a loose cannon.
https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-stop-danger-ahead-patriots/
Patriots Schwag Hunt: Mr. Pat-atoeHead
Sometimes the best part of Schwag Hunt is the description. Someone gets paid to write these and here’s what they came up with for this one:
This officially licensed New England Patriots Mr. Potato Head is designed for collectors and fans of all ages. Standing 6” tall, this player is the perfect size for proudly displaying on a shelf or playing “mix and match” to create a variety of hilarious combinations.
When I think of my Mr. Pat-atoeHead the first emotion that comes to mind is certainly pride. What better way to represent the Patriots and all they represent than a toy left-handed potatoe whose eyes extend out further than his facemask? The only thing we’re left to ponder is whether or not there’s a Mrs. Pat-atoeHead?
Hat Tip to @SkinlessJSN for tracking down this bad boy.
https://www.patspropaganda.com/patriots-schwag-hunt-mr-pat-atoehead-sometimes/
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