WEEI/Jerry Thornton: Bill Belichick’s Football Match.com Profile

Hilarious stuff from FOPPer Jerry Thornton.

Single white football coach, 59. Seeks long-term, committed relationship with like-minded player. Likes: Independent men. Height: Not important for skill positions. Weight: Prefer BBLinemen. Seek soft-spoken, intellectuals for long walks on the practice field. Dislikes: Self-promoters. Loudmouths. Selfish guys. People who talk about contracts at press conferences. Jetsons references. If football is your whole life and you seek same, give me a try. We will put rings on each other’s fingers and have a lifetime of happiness.. No smokers. No weirdos.